I want to be at the beach.
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

This this this this.

daily-harry-potter:

That smile, now with more color!http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com
daily-harry-potter:

Cuteness overloadhttp://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com
daily-harry-potter:

Red hothttp://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

officialhotbabe:

when you close out of the wrong tabimage

If using Chrome: Press Ctrl-Shift-T.

genralboomstick:

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

this is beautiful